Just great music for this show ….. perhaps with a slight female bias ….. 
PS - APOLOGIES TO JULIA K FOR THE INITIAL MIX WHICH MADE THE TRACK TOO SLOW. PLEASE REDOWNLOAD OR BETTER STILL VISIT HER WEBSITE (LINK BELOW)
Sheila and the Shy, “Shoulda known better”
Kersha Bailey, “Ain’t gonna waste time”
Kate Ashton-Butler, the leading music journalist from Manchester in the north of England, brings you some of the best unsigned talent in this special episode.
Listen to the music and hear Kate’s interviews of the bands.
Featured music
Buy Ten Bears “Dirt on the radio” - released on iTunes today (19 Jan)
Revere are an eight (and sometimes ten) piece London based band. Revere played live at the Union Chapel, London and we present, in this episode, a live recording and interview.
Read the reviews below, but best of all, listen.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Jukebox Review.
“An extraordinary widescreen technicolor epic of a song…a stunning single by a stunning band…”
Tom Robinson, BBC6
“The Escape Artist is probably one of the grandest pieces of music you will hear this year, haunting and performed to the highest of standards…I am in awe of the beauty of the piece”
Insiders Guide
“Revere are a band who provide almost the perfect soundtrack. This eight piece London outfit manage to go from strength to strength with each and every release”
UK Music Review
“A kaleidoscopic mess of noise, intensity and harmony - worth checking out”
Subba-Cultcha
“Wow, this is what I call epic stuff…a bit like Nick Cave meets Arcade Fire meets Sigur Ros!! Big sound, big songs, big excitement!! And, big future, hopefully!”
Toxic Pete
“Can’t wait to hear more from this band…they could be one of the best finds of the year”
Is This Music
“Warm waves of shimmering, beautiful yet dramatic music”
Loud Horizon Music
“Wonderful post rock in the vein of Sigur Ros and Arcade Fire”
Die Shellsuit, Die!
“Gospel for the space-age generation…”
The Times
“Beautifully unpredictable…”
MOJO Magazine
“One of the best bands you’ve never heard of…”
The Guardian Weekend
“Stuff this special and so uninterfered with doesn’t come along often.”
Manchester Music
“A bold and beguiling mix of klezmer, post-rock, gospel and soundtracks.”
Time Out
“An understated smoker…”
Record Collector
“One of the most intriguing bands on the circuit…”
Glasswerk.co.uk
A bumper show with 9 tracks, plus two new features. First, “Ranting Corner” from our favourite bloggers and listeners. In this show hear from “Hagley Road to Ladywood”. Second, “Music Postbox”. We play you some of the tunes that have been emailed in at the end of the show.
Honourable mention
Featured music
Shortwave Set, “Better than bad”
Music Postbox
This episode is dedicated to The Mentalists, a London based band that recently played at 93 Feet East, Brick Lane, East End of London. Our human slaves managed to get to the show, take some photos and interview the band.
The Mentalists are:
Kim E. Leon (vox, guitar, keys)
M’Alice (bass, vox)
Kelly Mental (guitar)
Linza (drums)
Tracks played on the show: “Gimmick”, “Again and Again”, “To The Stars”, “Do with you”, and “Ocean”.
For bookings please contact: info[at]thementalists.co.uk
Honey and Dick are back. Dick is pissed with the show hijack on episodes 009 and 010, until he hears about the music review.
Support the bands by visiting their websites, becoming fans, buying their stuff and going to their gigs.
Honourable mentions
Punky Radio
Dark Compass
Timeghost
http://podcast.timesonline.co.uk/rss/timeghostmp3.rss
Featured music
The Mentalists, “Again and again”
http://www.thementalists.co.uk/
Dinosaur (ft State Shirt), “So Weird (Near mix)”
http://ccmixter.org/fortminor/files/Dinosaur/17767
Fuzz Face, “Not now, I’m in a hot tub”
http://www.garageband.com/artist/FuzzFaceUK
Ours, “Mercy”
Plank 63, “Patchwork”
http://www.myspace.com/plank63
Scarlet Blonde, “Let go”
Ten Story Relapse, “Hell to pay”
http://www.tenstoryrelapse.com/
We hit a motherlode of good music! A lot of thanks to Magnatune for much of the stuff. There is lots to share. No time for film clips, comedy, or interruptions. We have 9 tracks to play you - all awesome. Four fresh funky instrumentals, one funky vocal, one comedic Americana, one rock and roll, one heavy metal and one hip hop masterpiece. Suck it up and remember to support to musicians by visiting their websites, becoming their fans and buying their stuff.
Let us know if you like the show this way (strip down show with just music) or whether you like the comedy, clips and dialogue. We will do it your way - opinions and votes count, use them! (email: Honey and Dick at producer@jukebox-review.com).
Featured music
Jive Ass Sleepers, “KC”
http://www.magnatune.com/artists/jiveasssleepers
Burnshee Thornside, “Chevrolet”
http://www.burnsheethornside.com
Burning Babylon, “Knives to the treble”
Imbalance, “Like Montague and Capulet”
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Imbalance/6119698639
Zilla, “Exalted Earthworm”
http://www.magnatune.com/artists/zilla
Rocket City Riot, “All my pain”
Jive Ass Sleepers, “Average White man”
http://www.magnatune.com/artists/jiveasssleepers
Anduze, “Just feel good”
http://www.myspace.com/anduzemusic
Dan le sac vs. Scroobius Pip, “Thou shalt always kill”
http://www.myspace.com/lesacvspip
Jukebox Review has been hacked by some other unknown robots. They decide to review Dido’s new album but then play some real music. A little ccMixter, a bit of pop rock and some punk noise rock to finish. Comedy interludes provided for your amusement.
Featured Music
DoKashiteru, “2025″
http://ccmixter.org/files/DoKashiteru/15738
http://www.myspace.com/dokashiteru
The Big Hurt, “Low Down Ho”
http://www.myspace.com/thebighurt
Sci Fi Lullaby, “Lazy Bones”
http://www.myspace.com/scifiguys
http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/scifi_lullaby
Butch Berry Band, “Giving it all back to you”
http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/butchberryband
Brint, “Apple Trees and Mills”
Pink and Brown, “Puddles of Acid Part I and II”
http://www.last.fm/music/Pink%2B%2526%2BBrown?autostart
Honey and Dick are on vacation. Their slaves produce a politically inaccurate and generally offensive show saved only by the great music. President Bush makes a special appearance addressing his political genius and the Bush plan for the good ol’ U S of A.
Dishonourable mentions
President Bush and Sarah Palin
Honourable mentions
Air out my shorts
http://www.theitspot.com
Cobra Commander
http://www.cobracommander.org
Featured music
Citizens of contrary knowledge, “Lonely Hearts Society”
http://www.citizensofcontraryknowledge.com
Soulseeker, “Stompin Ground”
Pink Steel, “We Fight For Cock!”
Pistol Whipper Snapper, “Fuck you”
http://www.myspace.com/pistolwhippersnappers
Sons of Butcher, “Fuck the Shit”
Fishbone, “Let Dem Hoes Fight”
Honey and Dick get down with their guitar heroes. Dick is feeling the blues. Music with interludes from comics and other podcasts. Enjoy!
Honourable mentions
Punky Radio
http://www.punkyradio.com
Total talk nonsense
http://totaltalknonsense.com
Featured music
Todd Sharpville, “Losing your memory”
http://www.toddsharpville.com/
http://www.myspace.com/toddsharpville
Josh Kirkland, “Hardtime Blues”
http://joshkirklandband.com/
http://www.garageband.com/artist/joshkirklandband
http://www.ilike.com/artist/josh+kirkland+band
http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/josh+kirkland+band
Jon Clarkson, “Toast”
http://www.leatherpistol.com/jonclarkson/mp3.html
http://www.myspace.com/jonclarkson
http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jonclarkson
http://www.garageband.com/artist/jonclarkson
Paco Rivas, “Ole tu sho sho”
http://www.pacorivas.com/
http://www.myspace.com/pacorivas
Monika Herzig, “One for the box”
http://www.garageband.com/artist/MonikaHerzig
http://acmerecords.com/
http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/MonikaHerzig
Alim Nastaev, “Stone Flower”
http://www.alimnastaev.com/
Comedic interludes
Brian Regan
“You Too & Stuff” (mp3)
from “Brian Regan Live”
(Uproar)
Buy at iTunes Music Store
Buy at Amazon
More On This Album
Lloyd Langford
http://www.myspace.com/lloydlangfordcomedian
http://www.comedycv.co.uk/lloydlangford/index.htm
Honey and Dick cruise around the genresphere again from soul jazz to country music with some rock and roll thrown in. Comedians provide the musical interludes. Honey and Dick play some of the shout outs from other shows.
HONOURABLE MENTIONS
Punky!
http://www.punkyradio.com
TTN
http://www.totaltalknonsense.com
Inappropriate behaviour
http://inappropriatebehaviour.co.uk
BEDS MUSIC
General Fuzz, “Bars of parmar”
FEATURED MUSIC
Deep throat, “She’s got to have it”
http://www.lightintheattic.net
Deep Throat
“She’s Got To Have It” (mp3)
from “Deep Throat Anthology, Parts I & II”
(Light In The Attic)
Buy at iTunes Music Store
More On This Album
Ed Williams, “A mans gotta do”
http://www.garageband.com/artist/edwilliams
Nicole Henry, “Waters of March”
Nicole Henry
“Waters of March” (mp3)
from “The Very Thought of You”
(Banister Records, Inc.)
Buy at iTunes Music Store
Buy at Rhapsody
Stream from Rhapsody
Buy at Napster
Buy at mTraks
More On This Album
Black sonic prophets, “Alone”
www.blacksonicprophets.com
www.myspace.com/blacksonicprophets
www.garageband.com/artist/blacksonicprophets
www.facebook.com/pages/Black-Sonic-Prophets/39265574288
cd / mp3 sales: http://cdbaby.com/cd/blacksp2
Sudden Death, Reign of Error
http://suddendeath.org/
COMEDY INTERLUDES
Tamayo Otsuki, “Japanese Businessman”
Tamayo Otsuki
“Japanese Businessman” (mp3)
from “20th Birthday of the Comedy Store”
(Uproar)
Buy at iTunes Music Store
Buy at Rhapsody
Stream from Rhapsody
Buy at Napster
Buy at Puretracks
Buy at mTraks
More On This Album
John Pinette, “The Herbalist & the Blocked Colon”
John Pinette
“The Herbalist and the Blocked Colon” (mp3)
from “Making Lite Of Myself”
(Uproar)
Buy at iTunes Music Store
Buy at eMusic
Buy at Rhapsody
Stream from Rhapsody
Buy at Napster
Buy at Puretracks
Buy at Amazon
Buy at GroupieTunes
Buy at mTraks
More On This Album
Honey and Dick bring you the “Dance and club mix” episode and also give you a taste of their world in the future. Dick tries to explain the “data time portal”. Dick and Honey bring Andrew, their human pet, bred in the science lab, to meet Professor Yaffle. Comments from myspace and podcast alley get read out. Please keep voting for us. More votes, means more listeners for the musicians and artists that we feature. Plus it helps our weak little robotic egos.
Honourable mentions
Cyberpunk Radio, Mental Escher, DJ Def Wheezer
http://www.mental-escher.net/cyberpunkradio/index.html
Featured music
Winston and Yoddy, “Free-quency”
http://www.myspace.com/winstonandyoddy
http://www.garageband.com/artist/winstonandyoddy
http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/winstonandyoddy
Toby Emerson, “Can you feel the music”
http://www.ilike.com/artist/Toby+Emerson
http://www.garageband.com/artist/TobyEmerson
http://www.myspace.com/tobyemersonmusic
Henry Homesweet, “Tragic but magic”
http://www.myspace.com/henryhomesweet
http://www.purevolume.com/henryhomesweet
Discorockers, “yummy tummy”
http://www.discorockers.com
http://www.myspace.com/discorockers
Incoherent Mumble Train, “February (Mumblemix)”
http://ccmixter.org/people/Incoherent_Mumble_Train/profile
http://www.reverbnation.com/incoherentmumbletrain
http://ccmixter.org/files/Incoherent_Mumble_Train/9209
Duckett, “This is our music (Thruewiddit mix)”
http://ccmixter.org/people/duckett/profile
http://ccmixter.org/files/duckett/15556
Honey and Dick play funk and soul grooves to make you shake your booty. Humans become friends on Facebook and myspace. Dick watched Wall-E. Dick admits to stalking women on Facebook and flipping a bot-cake. Professor Yaffle makes an appearance and almost catches Honey and Dick in the act.
Honourable mention
The wonderful Haggis Vitae - art, stories and poems
www.myspace.com/haggisvitae
HaggisVitae.etsy.com
Not so honourable mention
Winter Mute and his ”drunken thoughts”
drunkandoffensive.com
Beds music
Funk Dub Division, ”Crazy”
www.funkdubdivision.com
www.myspace.com/funkdubdivision
www.ilike.com/artist/Funk+Dub+Divison
apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/Funk+Dub+Divison
www.garageband.com/artist/funkdubdivsion
Filthy Six, ”Lick du jour”
www.myspace.com/thefilthysix
Featured tracks
Beau Hall, ”Super Hot Lady Cop”
www.beaurocks.com
www.myspace.com/beauhall
apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/Beau+Hall
www.garageband.com/artist/beauhall
TMR Soul, ”Get with it”
www.ilike.com/artist/TMR+SOUL
apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/TMR+SOUL
Funk Dub Division, ”Green Money”
www.funkdubdivision.com
www.myspace.com/funkdubdivision
www.ilike.com/artist/Funk+Dub+Divison
apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/Funk+Dub+Divison
www.garageband.com/artist/funkdubdivsion
Cock Eyed Junior, ”Get away”
http://www.garageband.com/artist/cockeyedjunior
http://www.ilike.com/artist/emerging/cockeyedjunior
Mowatt, ”Soul of my heart”
http://www.ilike.com/artist/mowatt
http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/mowatt
http://www.myspace.com/104161204
Filthy Six, ”Lick du jour”
www.myspace.com/thefilthysix
Honey and Dick bring you the “popular beat combo” episode - tunes from the independent music scene, mixed up with some comedy clips and stupid robot banter. Honey’s bolts tingle to Paco Rivas. Dick reminds you of some of the worst the music industry has force fed us - Cliff Richard at Christmas. Dick fantasizes about Honey and Cliff Richard. Honey relates to human women. Dick hits on a chinese forum member. Honey and Dick complain about their European human slaves and vow to get some asians in. Honey wonders what it would be like to have a baby.
We would like you to tell your friends about us. We like humans listening to our show.
Honourable mentions
Jason and Kelli on the Nobodies podcast
Beds music
Paco Rivas
www.pacorivas.com
www.myspace.com/pacorivas
www.unsigned.com/pacorivas
Featured tunes
Rantings of Eva, ”Infrared”
www.rantingsofeva.com
www.myspace.com/rantingsofeva
Mutlu, ”Livin it”
music.podshow.com
www.myspace.com/mutlusounds
Spring Clock Wonder, ”To take effect”
www.springclockwonder.com
www.myspace.com/springclockwonder
music.podshow.com
Also on iTunes and CDbaby.com
The Allstarz, ”Breakdown”
www.unsignedbandweb.com
www.myspace.com/theallstarz
www.purevolume.com/theallstarz
Ashley Slater, ”Private Sunshine”
www.ashleyslater.com
www.myspace.com/biglounger
New album on itunes ”cellophane”
As a side note, ”Freakpower” are back on the road
Honey and Dick return for the heavy metal, rock, punk “mash up” episode littered with clips from your favourite films and useless robot banter. Holotype from episode 001 provide the beds music for this neck breaking head banging mix. Turn it up loud and annoy everyone. Dick gets grumpy about Paris Hilton playing her crappy music. The legendary “Tetanus” clip from Total Talk Nonsense cheers him up. No winners for the quiz yet, so its repeated for your pleasure. Dick calls humans racist and accuses London criminals of being lazy. Tony of Punky! sends in a correction about Bill Hicks. If you liked it, please leave a comment on our iTunes page and, if you can be bothered, vote at podcast alley.
Stonedrive, “Breathe”
Xerosun, “Broken”
Alcohol, “Dead & Gone” (upcoming album “Faster Is Better”)
Podcast available at alcoholcast.btpodshow.com
The maiden episode of Jukebox Review
Featuring two contankerous robots, Honey and Dick, that bring you the best of independent music. This episode is a “mash-up” of musical genres featuring the bands listed below. In addition, there is a listener quiz - Dick reads out his favourite music review and you have to guess which artist got slammed by the reviewer. Post your answers to producer AT jukebox-review DOT com. Finally sign up to our forum and let us know what independent bands you like. Oh, and maybe you could vote for us at podcast alley?
Android Ethic, Champagne and Cotton Candy
Holotype, Only through glass
Wiser time, Rock and Roll
Ten Story Relapse, Who would Jesus Bomb?
www.myspace.com/tenstoryrelapse
Behaviour, Anywhere but here
